Uriah's jokes

Our neighbor's daughter, Uriah (~4 years old) came over last night to share some jokes that she just heard/made up.

U: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
I: I don't know. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

U: Because he was peeling bad!
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U: Have you heard the joke about Humpty Dumpty?
I: No. What joke about Humpty Dumpty?

U: (putting her 'talk to the hand' hand up) Oh, wait, that one cracks me up.
Get it?

I: (puzzled look on my face) oh, yeah, I get it.